{"product_id":"ducks-are-not-in-a-row-ornament","title":"Ducks Are Not in a Row Ornament","description":"Celebrate the chaos with this charming 1\/4\" Baltic birch ornament featuring a whimsical duck and a relatable saying: \"My ducks are not in a row. I don't even know where some of them are...and I'm pretty sure one of them is a pigeon.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHand-finished from premium Baltic birch, this ornament brings humor and warmth to your holiday decor. Perfect for anyone who embraces the beautifully messy reality of life. Hang it on your tree, gift it to a friend who needs a laugh, or add it to your year-round collection as a reminder that perfection is overrated.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHandcrafted in small batches. A festive favorite for those who get it.","brand":"Boondocks LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54023747633446,"sku":null,"price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/5562\/8582\/files\/IMG_5292.jpg?v=1791175300","url":"https:\/\/nvboondocks.com\/products\/ducks-are-not-in-a-row-ornament","provider":"Boondocks LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}